Not much to say, same start as usual. As much as all involved loath it they realise that heads would explode if it was changed in the middle of a saga. Everyone agrees to put it on their ‘To Do’ list, right after conquering the world and securing a record deal. Uncut scenes include Videl Entreating Gohan to stop being such a pussy and do the deed before marriage.

A few panoramic shots, gradually after a few minutes, lead into ECU’s of facial crevices on Majin Buu and Vegitto. Realising its mistake, the camera pans back to a ‘respectable’ distance.
Majin Buu: Me think I soiled myself.
Vegitto: Ha Ha Ha! I will crush you and throw your ashes to the wind! (Pause) Much like the scattered auburn leaves of mid autumn, tossing and twisting with calculated indecisiveness...
Piccolo: Talk about schizophrenic.
Yamcha: What? You can tell when each is talking?
Krillin: Oh yeah. Watch this.
Vegitto: ... And you will die! Die! I will prove myself to be the most brute and unchallenged fighter! Gaaarrggghhh! Look at my spectacular form!!
Krillin: Vegeta.
Vegitto: Because my cause is just! My cause is righteous! I fight for babies! I fight for dogs! I fight for helping old women cross busy streets...
Krillin: And Goku.
Master Roshi: That’s fairly freaky, all things considered.
Yamcha: Yeah, imagine if he saw the Dalai Lama. Talk about a conflict of interests.
Piccolo: Goku’s not that meek. He’d beat up on the Dalai Lama, even if it was only to test his patience.
Majin Buu interrupts Vegitto’s spiel by throwing a ten gallon drum into his head. Everybody cheers.
Vegitto: (Rubbing his head with an irate expression. Muttering) Ungrateful bastards. (Turning to Buu) You’re going down!! (He powers up to Super Saiya-Jin 35 and his punch sends Buu sprawling.)
As per usual the high octane fight sequence commences and continues for about 5 minutes. There is plenty of flashy footwork, disappearing and reappearing, energy blasts, and the compulsory grunting, shouting, laboured breathing and casual smirks. Vegitto is getting in some good shots, but Buu appears to be not only just that bit better, but also carries himself like a child in a fairy floss machine.
Gohan and 18: Vegitto! Vegitto! He’s our man! If he can’t do it, we’ll eat spam!
Everybody within a three mile radius stops what they are doing and look directly at the pair.
Gohan: Woah woah woah! Don’t look at us! King Kai wrote this tripe!
Cut to the Otherworld.
King Kai: You little bastard! You said it was funnier than the time Vegeta mistook a nun for Frieza!
Bubbles: Hoo hoo ha ha haaaa!
Gregory: Bubbles says your material is worse than Seinfeld’s.
King Kai: (Hangs head in shame) It’s true. I’m severely deluded.
As if to cap off his debasement, Bubbles viciously attacks him and starts biting his face. We cut back to Earth. The fight is well under way again.
Yamcha: Wow! They’re moving so fast that I can’t see them! Can anyone else?
Krillin: (Handing him a Viewmaster) Here, this will help.
Yamcha: Thanks Krillin. (He puts it to his eyes and begins clicking it. Click) Woah! This is so cool. (Click) Hey wow! (Click) Oh look, it’s a waterfall!
Piccolo: (Slaps his head) F@ckwit.
Master Roshi: I almost bought one of those off Ebay the other day. It came free with a complete set of Picture magazines.
Everybody unanimously and silently decides not to dignify Roshi’s outburst with a response. Roshi hangs his head and sighs. There are some load explosions and everybody watches as the fighters inflict grievous bodily harm on each other.
Bulma: No! My two knights in shining armor!
Chi Chi: Goku! Please don’t get yourself killed! (Pause) Again!
Gotenks: (Visibly sore and standing) Hey! Where did the Supreme Kai go?
Supreme Kai: (Getting out of a taxi) Here I am. I got blown away by Goku’s power up and I found myself in the middle of a calligraphist’s convention.
Master Roshi: That explains all the ink tattoos.
Supreme Kai: (Dusting himself off. Looks around) What the hell happened here? This place looks like a brothel after a free night.
Piccolo: Well...
A clock hand appears and circles the screen and disappears again.
Piccolo: And that’s about it.
Supreme Kai: Hmmm, how interesting. (Glancing across at Vegitto) You know you’re right, he does look like Kiefer Sutherland.
At that moment Vegitto hits the ground thunderously.
Supreme Kai: Aaah! We’re all doomed! DOOMED! Aaargghhh! (Piccolo slaps him into unconsciousness.)
Vegitto: (Breathing heavily) You’re... pretty fast... for a... bloated dog toy.
Majin Buu: Me no like your insults. Too many analogies.
Vegitto: (Thinking) This guy is good. Even at Super Saiya-Jin 35 I’m barely harming him. There has got to be a way!
Vegitto shoots an incredibly huge fireball at Majin Buu which hits him fair squar in the balls and proceeds to explode. Vegitto looks fairly smug, until the smoke clears to reveal that his attack was unsuccessful, and although the rest of his body remains perfectly still, his eyes are bulging fearfully.
Vegitto: Errr... ahhhh... errr.
Majin Buu: Ha haa!
Majin Buu closes in and in a wild flurry of limbs Vegitto gets hit a number of times before being double handed into the ground. There is a general pause, and Videl takes the opportunity to confront Gohan.
Videl: (Fuming) Oi! You! Your near death has brought something to my attention! We’ve been going out for a while now and you have never once touched me or made a move on me!! Why?! Are you that frigid?! Make a move, now! Slap my ass or something!! Act like a man!
Gohan: (Blushing nervously) What?! I couldn’t do that! It’s against my better moral judgement. Besides, this isn’t the best time, Dad and Vegeta are losing...
Videl: (Cutting in) I don’t care!! I want sex! Gimme some good time lovin’! You’re a pussy! I want a man, man! None of this prissy ass Gohan-waiting-for-marriage sh@t!
Gohan: (Embarrassed, confused, and stalling for time) Aaaaahhhh...
Bulma: Ohmygod! Vegitto can’t do it! We’re all doomed!
Supreme Kai: (Regaining consciousness) DOOMED! Aarrrghhh!
Piccolo: You’re right, he can’t! But I know who can! (Thinking for a moment) Yes, it’s perfect! I’m going to get help! Stall him till I get back!! (He flies off)
Gotenks: Ten to one he brings back a flying bovine.
Vegitto: (Breaking free of the rocks) Gaarrrghh! (He powers up and begins flashing. He glares at Buu) I will not lose! I will not let you hurt people!
Majin Buu: (Clapping hands) Fun, fun, fun in the sun!
Vegitto: Aaargh! Errrr! Errrrrrrr!! Arr, arrr, arrrrghhh!!
Majin Buu: Weeeee! Lightshow!
Vegitto: (Face set with determination, veins popping out of his forehead, and dried blood running down his face) Aaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!! (His flashing speeds up) I’m taking you down flubber ass! I’m a Saiya-Jin, and I will beat you! No matter how many times I have to nearly die and then reach a new power level!!
Narrator: Woah!! Vegitto is pumped full of testosterone, but will it be enough to defeat Buu? Or can Piccolo’s plan save the day? What will become of Gohan and Videl? Will the Supreme Kai’s anxiety fits become so severe as to render him incapable of basic bodily functions? Find out on the unprecedented and unfeasible last episode of DragonaBall Z Uncut!