Disclaimers
Twizt3d: We didn't write the original script fot the following MST. If we did, we'd be millionaires
04: And not be stuck here with a really scary chic and a really embarassing stooge
Toji: You take that back 04!
04: Make me!
(Toji springs onto 04 and repeatedly beats him up. Twizt3d ignores the fighting duo and continues on)
Twizt3d: Dragonball Z is done by Akira Toriyama, while the dub is done by FUNimation.... that's all for now. Now, I wanna kick some ass too!
(Twizt3d jumps into the fight and a few seconds later, Toji and 04 are tied up, with masking tape over their mouths.)
Twizt3d: You people suck! I was hoping for a better competition, especially from you Toj!
Toji and 04: T-T

*The scene is of a dark room, except for the light being emitted from a monitor, and a mysterious
figure looks at the monitor. Suddenly, a profile shows up on the monitor, with name, and photo*

Voice: hrm.. Toji.. very interesting.. he could serve well for this project *changes to another
profile* Hello!! what have we got here? Another one just like him?! This is better than I
expected! Though his mentality is apparently beyond repair.. he will do fine. I better get them
here right away to get this started *laughs evilly*

*Meanwhile, at Toji's house, he's in his room, listening to his CD Player.. and singing*
Toji: *Singing* baby waiting for you anata ni deate...
*Toji suddenly starts glowing, and he stops singing*
Toji: ... I am *NOT* smashed.. not at this time of day anyway
*In a loud boom and a flash of light, Toji disappears. The next thing he knows, he finds himself
in one of the seats of a dimly lit theatre.*
Toji: um... that was unexpected
Voice: You're telling me, Toj
Toji: GAHH!!! *clutches his chest, as he turns around to see 04 next to him* 04?! What the hell
you doing here?!
04: I could sorta ask you the same thing.. but um.. I have another question for you
Toji: And that is..?
04: Where are your clothes?
Toji: *Looks at himself to find out he's only wearing boxers and a singlet* OH SHIT!!
04: Luckily enough, there's some shorts in the row behind us, i'm not sure if they're big enough
*moments later, Toji has a set shorts on.. however, the shirt is too small, as it only covers
his chest, leaving his stomach exposed*
04: *covers his eyes* you'd better get that shirt off quick!! I do not want that image of you in
my mind!!
Toji: *glares at 04, and takes the shirt off, and putting his singlet back on*, you are such
a sick minded person 04. It's no wonder that you haven't got a girlfriend yet
04: hey hey hey! don't bring that topic up Toji! I was close one time!!

*While this is going on, the scene goes back to the dark room*
Voice: Looks like this project won't succeed yet.. they know each other too well.. I need to find
one more person.. someone who can keep these two.. idiots under control. *scans another profile*
Hey.. this one will do fine.. though she knows one of them, it will be sufficient.

*At a large wealthy house, Twizt3d is in her room practicing the drums, until suddenly, a weird
glow surrounds her body.*
Twizt3d: ..umm.... um... what's goin o--
*Before she could ask that question, she disappears, only to appear in a theatre with two other
people*
04: Hey!! We got a chic in the theatre too!
Toji: GAHH!!!!
04: What?
Toji: She's my friend.. Twizt3d!
Twizt3d: *Grabs Toji by the throat* Alright!! what the f**k is goin on?
04: *sarcastically* Nice friend you got there Toj
Toji: Hey hey hey, let's not forget who can win in a head on fight here.. plus, I don't know what
happened.. only the fact that we got ---
Voice: Welcome!
All: GAHH!! Don't do that!!
Voice: uh.. yeah whatever, listen, you're here to do a little project.. until you finish this
project, you cannot leave the theatre.
04: Couldn't you have gotten someone else to do it besides us?
Voice: .. Well... i did use to have some people here.. but then they... met a terrible terrible
fate
Twizt3d: And that was...?
Voice: umm.. look, i'll leave it to your imagination to figure that out.. Wait wait wait, don't
do that! I've checked your profiles... never mind.. just finish this and you can go.
*04 gets out of his seat, and races for the exit. He reaches for the handle, and suddenly gets
electrocuted*
Voice: Oh yes.. don't try and leave early.. i took everything into account
Toji: Including a toilet?
Twizt3d: And food?
Voice: ...... umm.. oh shit..
*Silence*
Toji: Well??

*The dubbed DBZ intro starts playing*
04: Oh shit.. not the dub..
Toji: Wait.. I think i've seen one of these situations before..
Twizt3d: Same here.. I think.. but since no one's here, we can do whatever
*starts making owl sounds*


>Dragonball Z Episode 126: The Reunion


>[The episode starts off with Gohan and Future Trunks soaring through the air]

>Gohan: Hey Trunks...Earth to Trunks!
04: (using an imaginary radio) Roger, this is Trunks to Earth, I'm about to land on runway 349.
Please respond, Earth (buzzz)

>Trunks: Huh, yeah?
Twizt3d: The kid's on dope you can tell.. looks like he's in the first stage of the side effects.
Toji: And you know all about that don't you Twizt3d?
(Twizt3d glares at Toji, and Toji shuffles to the furthest side of his seat, away from the girl)

>Gohan: Do you have any idea what kind of creature that was back there?
04: (as Trunks) If I did, I would've told you and Bulma last episode!
Twizt3d: (as Trunks) Gohan, you know those stories your parents told you about the boogie man?

>Trunks: Nope, afraid not, but whatever it was, it's just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

>Gohan: You're not kidding! That thing made me sick to my stomach!
Toji: (as Gohan) As a matter of fact.. everything's goin round, and around and around and
around and around and around and--- (Toji pukes up on the floor)
04: Dammit Toji!!
Twizt3d: You *are* gonna be cleaning that up, right Toj?

>Trunks: *Chuckles*

>Gohan: Hey, you said that it probably got here about four years ago, right?

>Trunks: Yeah, at least that's what the indicator in the time capsule read before the batteries
>went dead. Why?

>Gohan: I just find it hard to believe that a creature like that could be here for four whole
>years without anyone noticing it. I mean, doesn't that seem a little weird to you?
04: Didn't it occur to you Gohan, to just use your little "ki detector" thingy?
Toji: Guess not...

>Trunks: Yeah, but what I want to know is: Who sent it here, and for what reason.

>[The scene skips to a pink van parked outside a clothes store, containing #17 and #16]

>#17: (Really, how long does it take her to pick out a dress anyway?)
Twizt3d: If he was to ask that, it definately shows he doesn't know that girl well enough.
Toji and 04: ....

>[The scene is then taken to the inside of the clothes store where #18 is trying on dresses]

>#18: So this is the best outfit in your store?

>Attendant: Yep, won't find better than that little lady. Well...how do you like it?

>#18: How do you think I like it? It's grotesque, but I guess I can't expect to find more in a
>hick town like this. It'll just have to do, take care now.

>Attendant: Hey! You can't leave here without paying!
Twizt3d: (as #18) Watch me.

>#18: Whatever.

>Attendant: Why...you...huh?

>[Attendant sees #16 in the van, and backs off, the androids then drive off in their van]

>Attendant: Hey, come back here! Crazy hippies.
04: (As Android 16) Crazy country bumpkins!!

>[Attendant runs back into his store to his phone]

>Attendant: Hey, sheriff, I got trouble. I just got robbed by a bunch of weirdo's in a van!
Twizt3d: Wait a minute I thought he called them hippies. Why call them weirdos?
(Toji and 04 continue to remain silent)

>[Scene changes to androids van, with the police pursuing them]

>#17: We've got company.

>#18: Maybe I should say hello.
Toji: (As #18) Hello!
04 (As #18 speaking Italian) Ciao!
Twizt3d: ... I'm surrounded by idiots
Toji: (In German) Guten tag!
04: (in Japanese) Konnichiwa!
(Twizt3d pulls out a large hammer and smacks Toji and 04 on the head)

>[#18 goes out and destroys all the police cars with ease, single-handedly, then gets back into
>the van]

>Policeman #1: W...W...Walter, what just happened?
Twizt3d: (as Walter) Lesse... a Woman just flew out of the van, destroyed all of the cars
single-handedly, then she got back into the van. Does that answer your question?
04: Maybe he was driving with his eyes closed the whole time
Toji: Ah, so *that's* how road accidents occur

>[Once again the scene changes, this time to Bulma in her ship, flying along with the TV on]

>TV Announcer: And now, channel eights continuing coverage of the disaster in Gingertown.
>To recap the situation, the entire activities in the west-city region of Gingertown came to
>a screeching halt this morning when the entire population vanished into thin air.
04: Some Magician got carried away with his disappearing act.
Toji: (As Magician) Oh Shit!! (runs off)

>Authorities are at a loss to explain the disappearance of Gingertowns inhabitants, and attempts
>to contact anyone within the city itself have so far gone unanswered.

>Bulma: Gingertown huh?

>TV Announcer: We will bring you the latest reports live, as we investigate the crisis in
>Gingertown.

>Bulma: *Gasp* Gingertown isn't far from where we found the time machine...hmm...I wonder...
Twizt3d: And I thought Bulma was the genius here.. she doesn't even see the connections yet!
04: I betcha, she's a natural blonde, disguising herself with that green hair.

>[Bulma rings Roshi's house, Krillen answers]

>Krillen: Yo, Krillen here
Toji: Yo yo yo wassup!!
04: WASSSUP!!!
Toji: WASSSUUUUUP!!!
Twizt3d: (shaking her head in disgust) Am I the only mature one here?

>Bulma: Krillen, this is Bulma. Did Gohan and Trunks show up yet?

>Krillen: Nope, no sign of them so far...so, what's up? You sound all wigged out Bulma

>Bulma: Krillen, turn your TV onto channel eight, and hurry, because there's something on that
>you guys will really want to see!
04: (As Bulma) It's called the Porno channel!
(Twizt3d kicks 04 into the screen)
Toji: Hey! Down in front!!

>Krillen: What's the big deal? I thought they were just showing reruns.

>Bulma: Just do it you dip!
Twizt3d: Yeah.. nice.. insult someone by calling them food..
04: yeah well..
Twizt3d: Shut up, cornchips
(Twizt3d and Toji laugh at 04)

>Yamcha: Hey Krillen, who's on the phone.

>Krillen: It's Bulma, she wants us to watch something on TV.
Toji: (As Yamcha) Her? Gimme the phone, I might be able to try and get back with Bulma again,
so she can dump that dumb Saiyan, Vegeta!
04: (As Krillin) Bulma wants us to watch the porno channel! She says there's a good movie on!
Toji: I think that's kinda getting old 04..

>[Krillen turns the TV on, and a newsman is shown]

>TV Announcer: It looks like we have more details on the crisis in Gingertown. Our reports
>indicate that there are no signs of life anywhere,
Twizt3d: How's that different from your last report? You said that before
Toji: Maybe he's just repeating it for all the dumb people
04: oOOoooh... people disappear.. woooow

>however it seems that clothing has been discovered throughout the city.
04: (As TV announcer) Onto other news, the new nudist beach is open today..

>Our channeling reporters are at the scene in Gingertown.

>TV Announcer #2: I'm reporting live from downtown Gingertown, where the entire place is
>completely deserted. All of the 15,000 residents have suddenly disappeared.
Toji: Redundant... as if we haven't got the message already..
04: (to Twizt3d) omy gawd! did you just hear that? All the people in Ginger Town disappeared!!
Twizt3d: ..um.... they mentioned that twice before..

>Miles of garments lie scattered all over the city, as if these people were sucked out of their
>clothes. There are also indications that these people may have been trying to defend themselves
>against someone, or something.
04: (laughs his head off)
Twizt3d: How on earth can they tell that from the clothes, that they were defending
themselves?

>[The picture flips back to the living room of Master Roshi. Krillen is still on the phone with
>Bulma]

>Roshi: Oh...Goodness!

>Krillen: Man...this is really bad! It's the androids, they must have done this!

>Bulma: I doubt that.

>Krillen: Huh?
Toji: Nice.. now Krillen's stoned..

>Bulma: I've got a feeling that Gohan and Trunks are going to agree with me.

>Krillen: Don't tell me this has something to do with that other time machine you found...that's
>getting a little too weird for me.
Toji: As if a kid coming from the future, telling everyone that Goku is gonna get a heart disease
is not weird enough
04: Or that Vegita and Bulma have a child who happens to be the kid from the future..
Twizt3d: I get the point.

>Bulma: Well weird or not Krillen, I know it's true. If Gohan and Trunks show up, tell them what
>I told you, alright?

Krillen: You got it.
Twizt3d: (As Krillen) I shall tell them about the porno movie
04: Hey! How come you get to make sexual references?
Toji: And get away with it?
Twizt3d: Because I'm a girl. And boys don't hit girls
Toji: (cracking knuckles) I'll make an exception in this cas--
04: (Pulling Toji back) hey.. watch it.. This won't look good for us if you hit her..
Toji: (scoffs, then sits back down) i never recall you being the voice of reason, 04

>[Chi-Chi enters the scene, looking happy]

>Chi-Chi: Well, it looks like Goku's sound asleep,
Toji: And I guess it's got something to with Chi Chi, right?
Twizt3d: I don't wanna know what you're suggesting
04: What? What are you talking about Toji?
Twizt3d: (sighs) 04, you are so naive...

>and guys, he's looking much better...huh?

>[Everyone is upset at the loss of all those people in Gingertown, which dampens Chi-Chi's
>mood. Gohan and Trunks then enter]

>Gohan: Hello! Master Roshi? Is anyone home? Huh? Uh...Krillen, what's going on?

>Krillen: Gohan, Trunks, come over here and have a look at what's on the news!

>Gohan: What do you mean?
04: (as Krillen) Watch the news. What part of that don't you understand?
Twizt3d: Gohan's starting to take after his dad now...
Toji: (as Goku) ..duhh.. News?
Twizt3d: (as Goku) what is this 'News' that you speak of? can you eat it?

>[People are shown running and screaming. TV Announcer #2 stands, still commentating on the
>situation]

>TV Announcer #2: Oh the humanity! As you can hear, the cities' not deserted after all! Now I
>can hear shots, it sounds like machine gun fire
(Everyone facefaults off their seats)
All: NOOO!!! You think?

>coming from the edge of the city, but I can't work out who's doing the shooting...And the
>commotion seems to have died down once again. AHH!

>[The TV Announcer looks towards the camera with a terrified look on his face.
04: (as TV Announcer) If my wife finds out I left the iron on, she'll kill me!

>It then fades to static. We are taken to Kami's lookout after that brief moment of outburst,
>where Piccolo and Mr. Popo are with Kami. Kami is on one knee, almost as if he is in pain at
>the peoples suffering]

>Piccolo: What, what is it? What's happening down there?

>Mr. Popo: Yes, please tell us.

>Kami: It...it's awful, even worse than I feared.
Twizt3d: (as Kami) *gasp* they're showing re-runs on channel 8!

>Piccolo: What do you mean? You're not making any sense! Explain yourself!

>[Kami is shown, very scared. We are then taken back to Roshi's house where they are looking
>at the static in shock]

>Yamcha: Krillen, quick, change it to another channel!
Toji: (As Yamcha) Vampiros Lesmos is on right now!
04: (as Krillen) Oh boy!!
Twizt3d: I'm surrounded by perverts now.. forget idiots..

>Krillen: Right. It...sounds like it's over.
04: (as Krillen) Dammit! I was looking foward to watching that movie!

>[We are taken back up to Kami's lookout]

>Piccolo: You old fool! You enjoy keeping me in suspense like this, don't you!?
Twizt3d: (As Kami) Yes I do. Do you have a problem with that?

>Tell me exactly what's happening down there!

>Kami: No, I won't.

>Piccolo: Look old man, I need to know what is happening down on Earth.
04: (as Kami) Very well, i'll tell you. The new nudist beach has opened today, and there's a
good film on the porno channel. Also, the Androids are making their way to Goku's house by
driving a pink van.. and yes people are mysteriously disappearing, leaving their clothes behind.
This could have some sort of connection to the opening of the nudist beach, i'm not too sure.
Does that answer your question? Or do I have to use idiot speak?
Toji and Twizt3d: .....

>Kami: Yes, but telling you is pointless now.

>Piccolo: What...why?
Twizt3ed: (As Kami) Because I enjoy keeping in you suspense
(Toji and 04 facefault)

>Kami: Because when you and I become one, you will know for yourself, everything that has
>happened.

>Mr. Popo: No...Kami.

>Piccolo: So you've finally come to your senses. I was beginning to wonder how much longer I'd
>have to wait.
Toji: (As Piccolo) The Mr. Hell Show is starting soon. Hurry up, or i'll miss the kick ass intro

>Kami: We must hurry, before there are any more victims on Earth--
Toji: that will be forced to watch re-runs on channel 8

>Piccolo: I'm ready, but get one thing straight - When we combine, we use my body! Understand?

>Kami: Agreed. It shall be so. Your body is much younger, and more powerful. I understand. Our
>union will make you more powerful Piccolo, and you will attain my vast knowledge. I hope you
>will use these new powers wisely. For our merge to transpire-
Toji: (As Kami) You must touch my breast.. TOUCH IT!!
Twizt3d: (As Piccolo) On second thought.. I'm not *that* desperate for fusion
Toji: (As Piccolo) I may be an asexual being, but don't get any ideas just because i'm doing this

>place your hand on my chest.

>Piccolo: Yes.

>Mr. Popo: No Kami, no!
Twizt3d: (As Kami) Popo, try and say something a little more original to change my mind besides
constantly saying no for this entire episode
Toji: (As Mr. Popo) No Kami no!!

>Kami: There's nothing to worry about Popo. Alone I can do little to help those on Earth. The
>time is right. Piccolo has changed. The evil that once filled his entire being has greatly
>diminished, and when we unite, I trust he will use our combined strength in the service of
>good.

>Mr. Popo: No...please...
>Twizt3d: (As Kami) Hrm... you're getting there Popo

>Kami: I thank you for all you've done Mr. Popo.

>Mr. Popo: No, Kami, don't!
04: Whoa, Popo's played a very important role in Kami's decision hasn't he?
Twizt3d: Probably convinced Kami to merge with Piccolo, so he no longer has to hear Popo
continuously say 'no'

>[Piccolo puts his hand on Kami's chest, and after much screaming and powering up, Kami fuses
>into Piccolo]
04: (As Kami) AHHH!!!! What the hell am I doing? I want out on this deal!!
Toji: (As Kami) I forgot to tell Popo to feed the cat!! Oh shit!!!
04: (as Pauly) AHHH!!! Somethin's got my ass!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!!!!!
(Toji and Twizt3d each get out a weapon of some sort, and the moment they attack 04, they're
surrounded by a cloud of dust. Moments later 04 is tied up with rope and gagged with masking
tape)
Twizt3d: *that* went over the line 04 (eye twitching)

>Mr. Popo: Goodbye Kami, I'll miss you. Please be careful.

>Piccolo: No longer am I Kami, nor Piccolo, but the Namek who has long since forgotten his
>name. I must go
Toji: (as Mr. Popo) No! Don't go -- uh... what should I call you?
Twizt3d: (as Piccolo) If you want to pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull your tounge out
Toji: (as Mr. Popo) I know! I shall call you what you said before: You are now called, the Namek
who has long forgotten his name. So... please don't go the Namek who has long forgotten his name!
04: (mumbling something)
Toji: What's that 04?
Twizt3d: You like staying that way? Ok then
04: (starts thrashing about, trying to free himself)

>[Piccolo waves bye to Mr. Popo, then flies off to find the creature, going past Karin's tower
on the way]

>Karin: (Goodbye old friend)
Toji: Not that Piccolo and you were best mates in the first place..
Twizt3d: He was referring to Kami
Toji: oh...
Twizt3d: Dumbass

>[The scene goes to Goku, where he is resting peacefully. We are then taken downstairs, where
>the focus is out onto the TV]

>We can now go back live to our correspondent in Gingertown, but at last it looks like he too has
>become a victim.

>Krillen: so...it's some kind of creature, who's been causing all the trouble.

>Trunks: Yeah, right, we found its shell in the capsule. Now, I've got to go to Gingertown.

>Krillen: No, you can't Trunks!

>Trunks: Hey, don't worry about me, I am a Super Saiyan, and besides, its the androids we really
>have to worry about.

>Krillen: Are you sure?

>Gohan: I'll go with you.

>Chi-Chi: What!? Oh no you're not! I think you're forgetting about your father! He's more
>important than some dumb creature!
Twizt3d: She's assuming that the monster takes after Goku?
Toji: Hey, most of the villains in the series have been pretty dumb.. what's different about this
one?
Twizt3d: Good point.

>Gohan: But mum, if Trunks has to fight, he might need my help!

>Chi-Chi: Enough! You're not going anywhere young man! You're staying right here!

>Gohan: No, I'm going!
All: Oooooooooh..
Toji: Gohan, the bad ass
Twizt3d: This is definately Jerry Springer material. I can definately see a fight breaking out
here.
(After a long time of thrashing 04 breaks free of the ropes. He jumps on top of the chairs and
starts flexing his muscles)
04: Damn I'm powerful!!
(Twizt3d approaches 04 and flicks him on the forehead, sending him flying to the back of the
theatre)
Toji: ....

>Trunks: Sorry kid, but I'm going solo. Do what your mother says. They need you here to help
>protect your father in case the androids turn up.
Twizt3d: (As Trunks) Not that any of you can beat the Androids.. but that's beside the point.
I just need an excuse to go by myself to get away from you weird people.

>It's the right thing to do Gohan, trust me.

>Gohan: Alright, I'll stay then.

>Krillen: Hey Trunks, check it out, but if things look dicey, you get back here.

>Yamcha: Yeah, he's right. Now don't try anything foolish out there, because we need you to
>help us fight the androids!
04: (Finally recovering, gets back to his seat) (As Yamcha) Even though you got your ass
kicked by an Android, that's also beside the point.

>Trunks: Hey, don't worry about me.

>[The scene goes to Gingertown, where Piccolo has landed, and found and confronted Cell]

>Piccolo: At last we meet, face to face.

>[The episode ends with Piccolo staring into the creatures eyes, trying to intimidate him]
Twizt3d: Damn.. must they end this with a staring contest?
04: I'm placing my bet on Piccolo for this one
(Twizt3d backhands 04, sending him flying again to the back of the theatre)

>Narrator: Piccolo stares into the face of evil. Are the mighty Nameks new powers enough to
>hold this formidable foe at bay?
Toji: wait a minute, why is he calling Piccolo, Nameks?
04: (slowly crawling back).... He has a split personality
Twizt3d: (As Piccolo) Hello, my name is Piccolo, and my name is the Namek who has long forgotten
his name. We're so glad to see you for the first time.
04: (Monster) ..... uhh... hi?

>So far this sinister creature has wiped out an entire city, and he has no intentions of stopping
>there!

(As the end credits begin to play, 04, who is now bruised and battered from Twizt3d's onslaught
approaches the exit and reaches for the handle once more, only to be electrocuted again)
Twizt3d: What the hell? I thought we were allowed to leave! the friggin episode has finished!
Toji: Maybe that weird voice is asleep and forgot to open the door for us
Voice: Actually, I have a few more projects for you to do.. so you can forget about trying to
leave
Toji and Twizt3d: SH*T!
04: (burnt) Could have... told us.... sooner *cough*
Twizt3d: This is soo f*cked up.. I dunno why i was here to suffer with you two idiots

(Everyone returns to their seats, with a rather annoyed look on their faces. The next DBZ episode
begins playing..)