Disclaimers
Toji: This stuff isn't done by us..
Twizt3d: All we do is attempt to make it better than the first read.
(Toji and Twizt3d wait for 04 to say something.. but nothing happens. Twizt3d hits 04 in the back of the head, and he quickly stutters before his words come out)
04: oh-er-um-yeah-um.. that's right! The Scenario Eva Fan fic is done by Marenus Calhgar.. and that's it.
Twizt3d: We mentioned that already in the original disclaimer you baka -_-
04: Well what do you want me to say then?
Twizt3d: ANYTHING!
04: (singing) coz my chicken ran away from home!!
Toji and Twizt3d: -_-

(In the theatre, another Dubbed Dragonball Z episode starts playing the credits. Seated, are
Toji, 04, and Twizt3d, who have been punished to watch countless episodes of dubbed dbz.
The trio expects the next episode to begin right away, but suddenly, the screen goes blank)

All: .....
Toji: Oh good gawd... does this mean
Twizt3d: That it's finally....?
04: WE'RE FREE!!
(04 races for the exit, and as usual, gets electrocuted the moment he reaches for the door
handle)
04: (coughs out smoke) I should really wait first
Twizt3d: What the hell is happening then? If there's no DBZ eps being shown now.. doesn't that
mean, we can go home??
(An envelope falls from the ceiling of the theatre, and lands neatly in the middle of the trio's
circle. Toji picks up the envelope and opens it up.)
04: Well..? What does it say?
Toji: ... I can't read it. There's no light in here.
Twit3d: I can do something about that..
(Twizt3d snaps her fingers and 04's head is on fire. Screaming, 04 madly runs up and down the
aisle of the theatre)
Twizt3d: umm.. ooops?
Toji: Just how on earth did you do that?
Twizt3d: Hey, this ain't the real world. I'm capable of anything
Toji: Then why can't i *sing*?
Twizt3d: That's a different story.. I don't think a normal person can sing that bad.
(Twizt3d snaps her fingers again, and a candle appears in her hands. She lifts the candle over
the letter, and Toji begins reading it out aloud)
Toji: "We've ran out of DBZ eps at the moment, but that doesn't mean that you guys get to go yet
So for now, you can watch this. If you thought dubbed DBZ was bad....." - Higher Up
Twizt3d: So...
Toji: Yeah...
(04 stops running, and the fire on his head is finally out)
04: (coughing) Dammit Twizt3d!!
Twizt3d: Hey! it was an honest mistake!
04: (pulls out his progressive knife) Why I--
(Suddenly the screen comes to life with pictures, and the trio take the nearest seats)
Twizt3d: I think we should be prepared for the worst.. if it's as bad as the higher up said..
04: Shh! it's starting


>Misato: Shinji no!!!!!!

Twizt3d: That's... a very sudden beginning. No intro, no song NOTHING!
04: I say it's pretty bad already. Forget our complaints of dubbed dbz.
Toji: um.. Just a question for everyone here.. what exactly's happening?

>Shinji:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All: AHHHH!! We want out!!
Twizt3d: Does this answer your question?
04: That Shinji's now having a cavity search by the FBI?? (cringes at the thought)
Twizt3d: Where the hell did that come from 04?
04: Well how else do you explain that he's screaming in pain?
Twizt3d: Anything else *BUT* a cavity search!!
Toji: We all know your pain Shinji. Be strong, child.
Twizt3d: It'll be over soon Shinji.
Toji: To be honest I want it to be over. Now.

>Ritsko: Retract the Eva Damnit!!!!!

>Gendou:*sits silently*

04: (As Gendo, thinking) Who the hell employed Ritsko? Where's *Ritsuko*?
Toji: (As Gendo) I'm surrounded by stooges. Who the hell employed these people?
04: (As Fuyutsuki, pointing at Gendo)
Toji: .... oh shut up

>Misato: get the med team to the Eva NOW,

Toji: Oh man! The Eva's hurt
Twizt3d: (As Misato) We need jumbo sized band aids, iodine, and a helluva lot of tissues!

>Ritsko: is there a life sighn in the Entry plug?

Toji: Generally there should be one
Twizt3d: Shinji is in there, right?
04: Unless he turned into primordial goo again, and got absorbed into Unit 01
Twizt3d: Primordial goo?
04: It's a long story.. We'd have to ignore this crap in order to explain it.
Twizt3d: Well, to be honest, anything's better than this.

>Maya: yes, but very faint, we need to get him out now!

Toji: Does it take the med team *that* long to get to the Eva?
Twizt3d: (as one of the Med crew) duuuh.. what are we supposed to do again?
04: (as another of the med crew) beats me, hey you wanna go to the bar to get pissed?
Twizt3d: (as one of the Med crew) Sure! Why not!?

>Misato: Shinji!!!*runs out the door*

Twizt3d: (As Homer) You're having a baby? AHHH!!! (screams and runs away)

>Asuka: HA, ofcourse a boy couldent do such a job.

04: I see that Asuka still strongly believes in "Girl Power"
Twizt3d: And look where it got the Spice Girls...
Toji: And why, pray tell, isn't Asuka fighting?

>Ritsko: would you like to go up there then Asuka?

Twizt3d: (as Asuka) Absolutely. Lemme at that -- wait a minute, what are we fighting?
Toji: Maybe it's something that was so powerful that it nearly killed Shinji
04: Son Goku?
Twizt3d: .. why would Son Goku wanna waste time on a whiny kid and his Eva?
04: Could be a dbz/eva crossover fic!
Toji: I haven't seen anything to indicate that an *enemy* did this to Shinji. For all we know,
he could be faking it.

>Asuka: Well I would but I am in no condition to fight*sighs*

Toji: (As Asuka, casually) being mentally raped and all...
04: Asuka seems pretty cheery for not fighting the Angel.. definately out of character
Twizt3d: "Mentally raped"?
Toji: Another long story
04: It's not that long. Angel mentally probes Asuka leading to mental trauma-- mentally raped.
Twizt3d: Oh... (cringes at the term) wait, here's a question: If she's mentally raped, then why isn't she in hospital?
Toji: Maybe she's got VIP access to the command room.
04: Or she could be watching the thing from her hospital room, via cable TV.

>Ritsko: fancy that

>*back at the Eva*

>Misato: is he ok??

Toji: (as Med officer) Excuse me, EVA is a she. And 'She' is in a stable condition. 'She' didn't
handle the iodine well.. but then again, nobody can handle that immense torture.
Twizt3d: (as another med officer) We need more tissues.

>Med team: no, he is in critical condition, we need to get him to the hospital right away!.

>Misato: @#$%!

Toji: How the hell are they gonna shove an Eva into a hospital?
04: I dunno.. Make one for the Evangelions?

>*down the hallway*

>Misato: can, can he hear me?

Twizt3d: (As Shinji) yes i can! I was just making up my fatal incident! (recieves furious looks
from Misato and the Nurse) what?

>Nurse: No mam he is unconcious.

All: (facefault)

>Misato: huuuh *Sigh of terror*

04: Is there really a sigh of terror?
Toji: Dunno.. is there?
Twizt3d: Of course there is, listen. (Sigh of terror)

>*on the way to the emergancy room*

*misato walks along side his strecther with a grim look on her face*

Twizt3d: Excuse me, but *whos* stretcher?
04: His?

Med lady: mam you will have to wait her untill we are done operating on him.

Twizt3d: Even though we don't know what's wrong with him yet, they're gonna operate anyway?
Toji: Look on the bright side Shinji. At least it wont be the first time you've been layed on your back
and have someone fiddle with you.
(Twizt3d gets a metal bat and hits Toji into the nearest wall.)

*Misato sits down on the seat next to the wall and waits with her face in her hands*

04: Aww.. a sad moment.

>*back at the Geo Front*

>Ritsko: It seems that the 3rd child is in a coma, and will be for a few months.

>Futskie: Unfortunte, I shall have to inform comander Ikari, wait here.

Toji: who the hell's Futskie?
04: Who the hell's Ritsko?
Twizt3d:.. are we sure that this is an Eva fic??

>*Ritsko leans back against the wall and lets off a sigh*

>*in the comand room*

>Futskie: it seems that the 3rd child is in a coma and will be for a month or two.

04: (as Gendo) GAH!!! What the hell are you doing here!? Where's *Fuyutsuki*???
Twizt3d: (as Gendo) I want answers NOW

>Gendou: we shall have to find a replacment Pilot then, quickly.

>Futskie: Indeed

Toji: (as Gendo) On to the other issue now.. (pulls out a gun) what have you done to
Fuyutsuki?

>*the next day at Misato's apartment*

Twizt3d: is it just me, or does anyone notice that the change of scenes is a little too quick?
04: A bit of both. I would like to know what else Fuyutsuki and Gendo actually discuss.

>Misato: Asuka we will be having another room mate to substitute Shinji being in a coma for God
>knows how long.

04: (as Misato) He may not be as cowardly, or as spineless as Shinji was, but hey, it's better
than no man in the house if you know what I mean (wink wink)
(Twizt3d strikes 04 over the head with a large metal hammer)

>Asuka: wow wow wow wow wow, is it a girl or a boy?

>Misato: well umm,

>Asuka: AHHH CRAP!!

Twizt3d: (Asuka) It's a girl, isn't it?!

>Misato: aheheh

>Asuka: well, what is his name?

>Misato: his name? oh his name, right. well I dont really know that, Risko just called me and
>said that there is a 4th child and then hung up,

Twizt3d: Oh great. First Ritsko *NOW* Risko?!?
Toji: (as Risko, in Duff man speak) Risko sez lotsa things.. OH YEAH!! (weird pelvic thrust dance)

>Asuka: could be a prank.

04: (as Asuka) I mean, this is coming from a person we've never heard of: "Risko"
Twizt3d: (as Misato) "Risko" is replacing "Ritsko" for the rest of the segment, so you'd better
get used to it
Toji: (as Misato) Asuka, how many times did I tell you not to think about these things?

>Misato: dont be rediculous, nobody knows that Shinji is in a coma, Except the people that are
>at Nerv, not even the People at the hospital know it is shinji.

Twizt3d: So Nerv, just dumped Shinji's unconscious body at the front of the hospital, then run
off?
04: They find it better that way, then they can avoid those hospital bills
Twizt3d: Nerv are a bunch of cold bastards
Toji: Gee, maybe I should do that next time, when someone gets injured!
Twizt3d: That's a mean thing to do Toji!
Toji: Meh, at least I'll be saving money, and he'll still get treatment!

>Asuka: when is this replacment coming in, and for how long?

>Misato: well his arives tomorow and he is staying untill Shinji Recovers.

04: (as Asuka) I don't care about his arives, when the hell is the replacement coming in?
I need someone to boss around and insult now!!

>Asuka: you mean untill he wakes up?

Toji: Oh dear
Twizt3d: (as Misato) No, I mean until judgment day which isn't until... oh lets say, a few
thousand years or so.

>Misato: no, when he wakes up he will still have his injuries that will probobly take another
>month to heal.

04: (as Misato) that explosive diahorrea is a bastard of a thing alright, so he'll be in the
hospital still.
Twizt3d: I think he's referring to the mental scars that he had
04: Probably that... or both

>Asuka: well I hope he is cute. *winks in rapid sucsesion*

Toji: .....
Twizt3d: ....
04: ... what's wrong with her eye?
(Toji and Twizt3d facefault)

>Misato: yeah Asuka, ok. listen , I gota go to work now, so I will leave you alone, dont forget
>to feed pen pen.

>Asuka: doesnt he feed himself?

Twizt3d: (as Misato) If he did, I wouldn't ask you that question in the first place
04: (as Misato) Jebus!! Do I have to think for *YOU* as well!?

>Misato: I mean get him dinner silly.

>Asuka: ok, bye then.

>Misato: later

>*on the way to Nerv*

>Misato:*thinks* hmm I wonder who this child is, and why the found him so fast, maybe they have
>a hole list of Children coming in that I dont know abought, ahh thats rediculous.

Toji: The child is going to be an EVA pilot. What more do you want?
04: She's hoping that he'll cover all of Shinji's flaws when the kid stays with them.
Toji: Misato wants to find a replacement for her dead boyfriend now? what happened to loyalty?
Twizt3d: Thrown out the window, along with what respect i could possibly have for these
characters if i watched the original series

>*pulls into the car lift thingy*

04: .. car lift thingy?
Toji: talk about lack of vocab here..
Twizt3d: What should it be called.
04: it really doesn't have a name.. but generally.. i'd call it an escalator for cars.

>Misato: sorry Im late, that lift takes ages to get to the Geofront.

>Gendou: we have brought you two here

04: who's the other person?
Twizt3d: Goku
Toji: (As Gendou) Do you understand your orders?
04: (As Goku) ... i'm hungry

>to give you aditional infomation abought the 4th Child.

>Misato: what is his name?

>Ritsko: where is he from?

>Gendou: we are not sue were he is from, we are still trying to find that out now,

Toji: So much for additional info.
Twizt3d: So lemme get this straight: They find a kid, and they have no friggin clue where he's
from??
Toji: Intelligence is starting to slacken nowadays...

>Misato: so you dont know where he is from?

04: Oh good grief...
Toji: (as Gendo) Are you deaf or something woman? I said we aren't sure!!

>Gendou: Croect, however his name is,

>Misato: yes yes!

Twizt3d: (as Gendo).. um.. no. He's not called "Yes yes!". His name's Big Kev
04: (as Big Kev) BOY I'M EXCITED!!

>Futskie: Arcnduno

All: ....
Toji: I thought Touji was the fourth child.. what on earth's going on
Twizt3d: It's a fanfic. Fanfics can take place in between the existing series
Toji: It can?.. then that means I can write a potential EVA fic!
Twizt3d: Where a character representing you takes the glory? HA!
Toji: T-T

>Misato, Ritsko: Arcnduno!

All: Arcnduno!! and a crap name it is for a new kid.
Toji: I feel sorry for the kid with that name.. wait a moment.. no, I don't really. It's
either an ACC (Author Created Character) or an SI (Self Insert). I wish Touji was actually gonna pilot.

>Misato: thats and odd name.

04: We're just as baffled by the name as you are, Misato
Twizt3d: If I hear another crap name, i'm gonna hunt down the author and burn him.

>Futskie: he was chosen to be a Pilot because of his Physical and mental stamina.

>Ritsko: it takes alot more than just that to be and Eva Pilot you know.

Toji: My thoughts exactly

>Gendou: he is also a Child Genius, like the 2nd Child, and he has mysterious Phsyco and
>Telocenetic powers.

>*Misato and ritsko both gasp*

>Misato: you mean he, he can move things with his mind,

Twizt3d: No, that's called "Psychokinetic" and "Telekinetic" powers. I think the author has
these confused with something else
Toji: So what's Phsyco and Telocenetic powers then?
Twizt3d: Wouldn't have a friggin clue... and I wouldn't wanna know about it.

>Futskie: yes

>Ristko:with that abliity we can do gret things with the syncronization in the Eva's

04: Great things yes, not so sure about doing gret things.

>Misato: and just think of what he can do with the Eva and Angel in combat.

Twizt3d: Use his silly little powers and play dollies with the Evas and Angels?
Toji: I'd like to see that.
Twizt3d: (as Cartman) Would you like some tea, Miss Pollyprissypants?

>Gendou: he is due at the airport in 1 hour, I would like you two to go and pick him up, also
>take Rei and Asuka.

Toji: That's a world first.. Gendo referring to the 2nd Child with her name! Definately in
character.
Twizt3d: You mean he just refers to them as 1st Child.. 2nd Child and so on?
Toji: Actually, he just calls the first child, Rei.

>Ritsko, Misato:yes sir!

>*at misato's place*

04: What happened to goin to the airport?
Twizt3d: Probably forgot something important
Toji: You sure?
Twizt3d: Well what's your explanation then Toj?!
Toji: ... umm..
Twizt3d: I need to say no more..

>Ritsko: so Asuka, do are you looking forward to seeing the new guy?

>Asuka: well if he is cute, I will. but if it is like Shinji, Gahh

Twizt3d: "If *it* is like Shinji?!" You mean Arcduno or wtf his name is, is not human?
Toji: Maybe he's a doll like Rei.

>Misato: well I geuss we will just have wait and see huh.

04: Ok, this little scene here is rather pointless.. what was it for?
Twizt3d: Filler space? Like DBZ?
04: But most of their fillers were justifiable, and had *some* meaning. But this...
Twizt3d: That's a lie 04, and you know it.
04: Yeah... that's true.

>*at the airport*

Toji: About friggin time

>Auska: so were is this guy anyway, huh?

Twizt3d: How about.. *In the airport*

>Misato: patients Asuka, he will come, I hope

04: Patients Asuka, look at the Patients there
Twizt3d: I thought they were in the aiport
04: What the hell are Institute Patients doin in the airport?
Toji: beats me. It just attempts to make this scene a bit more colourful or something

>Ritsko: Look there he is!

>Misato: you know what he looks like?

Twizt3d: (as Ritsko) No Misato!! I'm just pointing at any random stranger and claiming he's the kid
04: The characters have suddenly become stupid for some unknown reason. My respect for Misato
is now down the toilet thanks to this fic.

>Ritsko: yes, Comander Ikari gave it to me so I could colect him.

Toji: Gave *what* to her?
04: .. "it"??

>Arcnduno: So I supose you are Miss Akagi and miss katseragi?, and you must be Asuka.

Toji: (As Ritsko, bashing Arcnduno's head in) You retard, it's *DOCTOR* AKAGI
04: (As Misato, doing the same thing) And it's *MAJOR KATSURAGI*!
Twizt3d: (as Asuka, doing the same thing also) And it's *ASU--* oh, wait
you said it correctly.. well anyway (bashing Arcnduno's head in again)

>*Asuka is standing there looking dazed*

Twizt3d: (as Asuka, thinking) I'm overwhelmed by this kid's lack of hygeine. When did he shower last?

>Misato: Asuka! get your Heart out of your mouth and introduce yourself

Toji: (as Asuka) But... but I like chewing on my heart, it's so squishy!
Twizt3d: Isn't it supposed to be "Get your foot out of your mouth" ? or something along those lines?
Toji: (As Misato) Hrm.. made sense when I thought that catch line up.. along with "Let's play trains!..."
*wink wink*

>Asuka: huh, oh, Hi Arcnduno, hehe*blinks in rapid sucsesion*

Twizt3d: (as Asuka, thinking) His odour's so strong, my eyes are watering. If i'm not careful I could go blind.
(to Arcnduno) GET AWAY FROM ME!!

>Ritsko:*wispers to Misato* gee i have never seen Asuka this way befor,

04: (as Misato) She reacts that way when Self Inserts are in her presence, then she eventually
explodes -- oh shit..
Toji: (as Asuka) *BOOOOOOM!!!!*

>Misato: oh she is just in love thats all, its a stupid teen thing,

Toji: says the one who used to have sex for an entire week and skip college.
04: and then it repeats a few years later.
Twizt3d: an entire week? man, college must have sucked, for her.
04: I envy Kaji
Twizt3d: You'd envy anyone who got layed so shut up
04: T-T

>Arcnduno: so, were is the 1st Child, what is her name?

>Rei:*turns around* I am Rei.

>Arcnduno: So when am I Suposed to meet my comanding oficer?

Toji: umm.. Misato *is* your commanding officer
04: Gendo is *Supreme Commander*

>Misato: we will take you too Nerv to meet Comander Ikari after we get you settled at my place.

Twizt3d: They're treating the kid, as if he's in Hollywood. They get to meet the Commander, just
like *that*??
Toji: The SI is considered a God in Misato's eyes.
Twizt3d: (As Misato) Now, would you like a foot massage Master?

>Arcnduno: oh I see.

>*in the car on the way to Misato's*

Toji: Whoa, that's one giant Alpine Racer Misato's got, to fit everyone and the SI

>Asuka: so, were are you from?

>Arcnduno: well, umm, I dont really know that.

(Trio facefaults)
04: DAMN! This kid has one helluva case of Amnesia!

>Misato, Asuka, Ritsko: you dont know where you were born!?

Toji: (as Arcnduno) ... I'm surrounded by idiots
Twizt3d: (as Arcnduno) Actually, i was born on the planet Vegita. I was sent to earth in a little
capsule when i was just a baby. Then some old man found me and raised me in the mountains for a
while, before i accidentally crushed him in my giant monkey-like transformation

>Arncduno: well not really, I was born in Antartica somwere. but there arnt alot of cities down
>there.

Twizt3d: Come to think of it, there aren't even any at all.
04: Considering it got melted away by Second Impact.
Twizt3d: The kid's a mermaid? How kawaii
Toji: ergh.. not really, when you think about what this kid has to contribute to the group: Nothing.

>Misato: what year?

>Arcunduno:September 13 2000

>*the hole car Gasps*

Toji: That is one *obvious* self insert right there!!
Twizt3d: What's so special about 13/9/2000
04: It's when a thing called Second Impact occured, melting the polar ice caps. It was caused by
an Angel

>Ritsko:*wispers to misato* Do you know what this means!

>Misato:I, I dont know.

(Toji and 04 Facefault)
Toji: And she was *there* when 2nd Impact started?
04: I think she's got amnesia too..
Twizt3d: Or she's just become mentally retarded after coming in contact with the SI

>*in the back ground they all here the alarm that they all they wish they never do*

>Misato: an Angel!

Toji: Oh good God! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!
(Chorus of Hallelujah in the background)

>Arcnduno: I have to get to my Eva now!

(Everyone facefaults)
04: So much for Misato figuring it out..

>Misato: right

>Ritsko: take a right, it quicker!

Toji: (as Ritsko in a foreign country) You drive me to Hotel. Do you understand? (waves money)
04: (as Italian citizen) mi dispiace, non parlare inglese. (takes money and runs off)

>*back at Nerv*

>*Misato and Ritsko burst in the door*

04: Kaboom!!

>Gendou: are the Pilots in there Eva's?

>Misato: yes, Arcnduno is in 01

Twizt3d: (as Gendo) What about the others
Toji: (as Misato) Arcnduno is in Unit 01
04: Talk about one track minded here..

>Ritsko, ready to move ot!

>Gendou: do it.

Twizt3d: (as Ritsuko) You mean everyone?
04: (as Gendo) Yes! Get the hell out! You ppl are too stupid!
Twizt3d: (as Ritsuko) Fine then! Let's see what happens the next time the MAGI's
hacked! Then we'll find out who's stupid then!!

>*A tremendous roar is sounded as all 3 Evas launch at the same time*

Twizt3d: The first adjective in this entire thing.. WHOOO!!!
04: Does that mean there's some hope for this ... *thing*??

>*on the battle Field*

04: Wait a second, how on earth did the SI manage to synchronise with EVA 01?


>Rei: were is the angel?

Toji: (as Misato) Try openning your eyes Rei.
04: (as Misato) It's right in front of you.. Are you *that* blind??

>Asuka: Quiet Ayanami, I see it.

>Arcnduno: what is it?

All: (Facefault off their seats)
Toji: The kid just ignored what Misato was saying moments ago, jumped into an Evangelion, and has
*NO* Friggin clue what the hell he's fighting
Twizt3d: Damn the day Shinji went into a coma..

>Asuka: well it seems to be a sphere or some sort. but its allways changing, I cant quite get a
>good look at it, its wierd, I cant explain.

04: (as Arcnduno) How 'bout saying whether it's an Angel or not, since I wasn't listening the
first time round.

>Rei: Im going in!

>Asuka: no you dont you doll, this is a real girls job!

Twizt3d: (as Asuka) So we should leave this to Arcnduno. The kid with no friggin clue of what's
goin on around him!

>*Asuka throughs her Axe at the Shadow*

04: "throughs"?
Toji: I think it's meant to be "throw"
04: But it doesn't explain why she's goin through the axe which is at the Shadow

>*the ANgel disapears*

>Asuka: what the hell?

>Asuka: AHHHHH!, its unnderneath me!!!

>Arcnduno: what?

Twizt3d: (as Asuka) AHHHHH! it's underneath me!!!
Toji: Arcnduno really needs to have his hearing checked.

>Asuka: Im sinking, help me!!!

>*Arcnduno clims to the top of a tall building*

04: (as Arcnduno) heeheehee!! I'm the King of the Castle, and you're the dirty rascal!!

>Arcnduno: Holy @#$%!

04: (as Arcnduno) I really am the king of the world! WAHAHHA!!!
(Twizt3d stares coldly at 04, and in the next instant, explodes into a thousand pieces. Almost
immediately, 04 reappears next to Toji.)
Toji: @_@

>Asuka: dont just stand there, help me!!

>Rei: I have you now Asuka!

>Asuka: huh?

Twizt3d: Even in life threatening situations, Asuka's oblivious to the world around her!

>*Rei shouts a gravaling hook out of her rifle and Asuka Catches it*

Toji: So Rei's shouting at the 'gravaling' hook to get out of the rifle?
Twizt3d: (as Rei) HEY!! Get the f**k out of my bloody rifle!
04: (as 'gravaling' hook) Why don't you come in here and make me! nyah!! >p

>Asuka: ohhhh, I get it

>Rei: Hang on Asuka!

>Asuka: AHHHHH----*static static*

>*Asuka disapears in the blackness*

>Arcnduno: PULL HER BACK!!!!

>Rei: I am going, have patients.

Toji: (as Rei) I'm going. Here Arcnduno, have a handful of mental patients..
Twizt3d: For something so stupid Toj, I bet you that would happen.
04: (as Rei) To hell with Asuka, Robot Wars is starting.. i'm leaving.

>*02's head pops out of the angel*

04: Now *that's* freaky

>Asuka: use your Sikick powers!!!

>Arcnduno: YEAH RIGHT!! LIKE I CAN LIFT AN EVA!

Toji: She said *SIKICK*!! Not Psychic! Get it right!
Twizt3d: (As Asuka, bashing Arcnduno's head in again)
04: (As Arcnduno) Wh--what did you do that for!?
Twizt3d: (as Asuka) Your presence makes me behave this way (continues bashing Arcnduno up)

>Rei: Just try!

>Arcnduno: ok here it goes

>*Asuka slowly rises*

Twizt3d: (as Asuka) I SAID USE SIKICK POWER!!! YOU STUPID PERSON!! (continues bashing)
Toji: Sikick power... what is "Sikick power"??
04: Where you kick and sigh at the same time. Allow me to demonstrate (sighs and kicks)
Twizt3d: That's probably what Asuka wants the kid to do.. sigh and kick, and look like an idiot
at the same time!

>to be continued

Toji: Oh crap.. There's more of this isn't there?
Twizt3d: With the to be continued thing right there.. probably.
04: If there is, i'll blow this theatre up
Twizt3d: (grabs 04's throat) You blow it up *after* we're out of the theatre, not while we're in
it
04: um.. oh yeah!
Toji: So what happens now?
Higher up: More DBZ Eps comin up now!!
(Everyone groans, and sits back down, waiting for the intro of dubbed dbz to begin.)